WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE: My Journey into Newsageddon
By Michael Newberger | gargoyle@flagler.edu
The world is in flames! Muslim extremists are going to use the popular uprisings to spread their doctrine and institute Sharia law in the US and Europe so your daughter will have to wear a burka to prom! The vast right-wing conspiracy run by the ominous Koch brothers are planning to take all the unions away!