Stories



WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE: My Journey into Newsageddon

By Michael Newberger | gargoyle@flagler.edu

The world is in flames! Muslim extremists are going to use the popular uprisings to spread their doctrine and institute Sharia law in the US and Europe so your daughter will have to wear a burka to prom! The vast right-wing conspiracy run by the ominous Koch brothers are planning to take all the unions away!


Surf team prepares for the big competition

By Nora Breedlove | gargoyle@flagler.edu

The Flagler College Surf Team prepares themselves for the National Scholastic Surf Association East Coast Championship this weekend.

As the semester continues to wind down, the surf team trains for the most important part of their season. The team will go to New Symrna in the hopes of winning. The win will allow them to advance to the next rounds of competitions, which take place in California this summer.







Flagler Students react to Facebook and divorce

By Andrew McDaniel | gargoyle@flagler.edu Sherria Jones and other Flagler College students weighed in on Facebook and its relationship with divorce rates. “I don’t think its fair to say Facebook and sites like that are the cause of divorce,” Jones said. “The cause is the…